{"id":6318,"date":"2017-04-24T17:34:31","date_gmt":"2017-04-24T17:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=6318"},"modified":"2025-01-19T01:28:29","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T01:28:29","slug":"why-do-they-label-baby-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=6318","title":{"rendered":"Why Do They Label Baby Clothes?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like the title asks, why do they label baby clothes? I mean for sizes. They aren&#8217;t truth. I&#8217;ve never been lied to as much in my entire life as I have been by size labels on Six&#8217;s clothes. I never thought it possible, but they are wrong more often than most meteorologists. <\/p>\n<p>3-6 months? Nope.<\/p>\n<p>6-9 months? Hardly.<\/p>\n<p>3-12 months? Just stop. <\/p>\n<p>And infant socks are worse than the clothes themselves. We have some 6 month socks for Six that fit just fine, but also another brand of 6 months socks that could double as mittens for my manly meat hooks.<\/p>\n<p>What you&#8217;re telling me here is you have <em>no fucking idea<\/em> what age child this item will fit. I don&#8217;t even look at labels anymore. I just eyeball it. Every item purchased is like pulling the lever on a nickel slot machine. It doesn&#8217;t cost much, but it adds up and you&#8217;re just hoping for a good outcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like the title asks, why do they label baby clothes? I mean for sizes. They aren&#8217;t truth. I&#8217;ve never been lied to as much in my entire life as I have been by size labels on Six&#8217;s clothes. I never thought it possible, but they are wrong more often than most meteorologists. 3-6 months? Nope&#8230;. <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more navbutton\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=6318\">Read More<i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dad-stuff","category-kid-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6318"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6353,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6318\/revisions\/6353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}