{"id":4973,"date":"2016-11-14T16:18:21","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T16:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=4973"},"modified":"2025-01-19T01:28:30","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T01:28:30","slug":"wherein-i-solve-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=4973","title":{"rendered":"Wherein I Solve A Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our country is divided. People are protesting, people are rioting, I see friends and family hashing it out over Facebook using language that would get them beaten in real life. It&#8217;s really sad. I was pondering this sad state of affairs and wondering what I could do to make things better when inspiration struck.<\/p>\n<p>I would take an issue where people can&#8217;t seem to agree on an answer and I will solve it for them. Sounds simple enough, right? Here we go.<\/p>\n<p>The Issue: Who is the winner in the Freddy Vs Jason movie?<\/p>\n<p>The Answer: Jason. I don&#8217;t even know how this is a question. And I say that as a guy who is far more partial to Freddy. But it comes down to this:<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the fight, if you walk away holding your opponent&#8217;s decapitated head, <em>even if that head is still alive<\/em>, you are the clear winner. There is no argument to that. None.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"jason vs freddy legendary end of the movie\" width=\"680\" height=\"383\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rf6iHwKJrrk?start=11&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And that is that. Glad to be of service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our country is divided. People are protesting, people are rioting, I see friends and family hashing it out over Facebook using language that would get them beaten in real life. It&#8217;s really sad. I was pondering this sad state of affairs and wondering what I could do to make things better when inspiration struck. I&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more navbutton\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=4973\">Read More<i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-stuff","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4973"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4993,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4973\/revisions\/4993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}