{"id":2308,"date":"2016-02-03T18:47:20","date_gmt":"2016-02-03T18:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=2308"},"modified":"2025-01-19T01:28:31","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T01:28:31","slug":"nintendo-game-counselors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.iowabiker.com\/?p=2308","title":{"rendered":"Nintendo Game Counselors"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"5rbn2-0-0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/article\/what-was-it-be-nintendo-game-play-counselor-224289\" target=\"_blank\"><span data-offset-key=\"5rbn2-0-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">This is an interesting read about being a Nintendo Game Counselor.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"aoqs5-0-0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/article\/what-was-it-be-nintendo-game-play-counselor-224289\" target=\"_blank\"><span data-offset-key=\"aoqs5-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"bp353-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"bp353-0-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">I was in 8th grade when I had my tonsils removed. I wasn&#8217;t allowed to participate in vocal class so I&#8217;d sneak into the teacher&#8217;s office and call these folks on my school&#8217;s dime. I feel very confident in stating that if not for these Counselors, my friend Jess and <\/span><\/span><span data-offset-key=\"cjbol-2-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">I would have <em>never<\/em> gotten through Castlevania 2: Simon&#8217;s Quest.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"1sgck-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"1sgck-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"eh5e3-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"eh5e3-0-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">We were stuck where everybody gets stuck because Simon&#8217;s Quest is full of vague, cryptic bullshit, and fuckery. Somehow we were just supposed to know to equip the Red Crystal at Deborah Cliff and then kneel down for a few seconds to wait for a goddamned tornado to take us to the Bodley Mansion?<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"eh5e3-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"eh5e3-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"eh5e3-0-0\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mHjkjhlV5Xg\"> https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mHjkjhlV5Xg<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"eh5e3-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"eh5e3-0-0\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Really? Eat a bowl of dicks, Konami.<\/p>\n<div class=\"_45m_ _2vxa\" data-block=\"true\" data-offset-key=\"5rbn2-0-0\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an interesting read about being a Nintendo Game Counselor.\u00a0 \u00a0 I was in 8th grade when I had my tonsils removed. I wasn&#8217;t allowed to participate in vocal class so I&#8217;d sneak into the teacher&#8217;s office and call these folks on my school&#8217;s dime. 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